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The Law of Remotely Interesting or Cute:
If a guy is remotely interesting or cute he is either an ass taken or gay- Sanka's AIM Profile
"Friends are disposable!"- Me. haha
"Wave to the Queen!"- My roomate Bill as he opened the window and yelled it out to Chris.
"I don't get it!?!"- Reshma
Jeanine- Remember,I said something funny once Gio, put it on your website.
Gio- No you didn't. Nothing you say is funny.
Jeanine- I wanna say something funny so I can be on your website.
"Where's My coupon, I'm just kiddin'" - Bill and Gio
"Your actions speak so loudly that I can't hear your words"
"Distinguished is just Sarah's way of saying he's ugly." - Gio
"Zigga Zig Ah" My best friends and me
"Ummm. No Fed!" Gio
"Do you have any MILK?!?"- Yuriy
"But who does that?!?"- Umm. everyone, cuz they stole that from ME! lol
"Hollar!"
"You Freak!"- Nerissa
"I Hate Chu! I Hate Chu all!" Amy H.
"joecool1829: bye silly"
"YO!"(in very masculine voice) - Jeff C.
"But who does that?!?" - Apparently everyone! UGH
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PAT-I saw your picture chris, you know that youcould be a model . . . .
Chris- Awwww thanks. . .
PAT-For ski masks
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Tim brings this book into my room, called the Oracle book. Concept, ask it a question, open to a page, and it answers your question. My question- Will I be a Virgin for life?!? The Oracles response- "Allow someone to assist and you will achieve victory"
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You might as well laugh at yourself once in a while - everyone else does
"It's only funny because its TRUE!" - Bill, and I steal it everynow and again
"You want to go back to Poland?"- Old Hair Cutter Guy
"It's not who you know, but who you blow."- Rutgers RUGBI crew(eric)
"I would rather eat cum than
"Gio is my best friend, my best friend my best friend. Gio is my best friend, my best friend. . ." than "Gio is my boyfriend. . ." ::sarah singing::
Nerissa- " I hope Daly's doesn't have April Fool food."
I go- " APRIL FOOL! hahaha, You thought that was Chicken?!? its CAT!":-D
" I don't mean to be perfect. . ." -Bill
" He who laughs, LASTS!"
If God was a comedian, I would be his encore! :-) -ME
"Sometimes I look at you, and pity you because you are ignorant, and at other times I look at you, and I am jealous because you are ignorant."
I'm not a homosexual, I'm a Whore-asexual! -lol Once again ME
"I have no shoes. I have no shoes. I like your shoes! I have no shoes." -Some hippi gurl sitting in front of the Burger King In Princeton as we walked by(Note: her shoes were hidden under her dress) Go Figure! | 