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Rider jokes/news/information/stuff. . .who knows? but I know I want those rider jokes, and all your comments, and I do know you have alot. Tell me what u think bout things, like dorms, Mrs. Ann, Our Class President ;), Security.

Pee on Da Door:
Ok, Heres the story you all love to hear, over and over again. Backround: My dorm room last year(my hall was c4th poyda, all u need to know is its crazy)
So I get back to my room pretty late, and I see Ryan sitting there with amy, and they are all panic-y. So they asked if there were a group of guys outside the door, i said no. Ry told me that some guys were at the door before and they said they were goin to pee on the door, so he called amy up to scare them away. So anyway, Amy and Ry leave to go do his laundry and im sittin at my computer just typin away, and i hear, drip. . . .drip. . .drip. . drip.dripdrip. I start to look around to find out what this runnin water sound is, and than I see it. . .slowly leakin under the door. and im like OH NO! I knew! I ran to the door and flung it open. . .to see what you ask?!? the guy down the hall with his pants to his ankles, his boxers to his knees and his piss squirtin all over my door. and of course, the couragous person I am asks, can I help you?!? than he waddles a few feet away with his pants still on the floor, finally picks them up; than runs down the stairs, i jump over the pee puddle, grab my keys and chase the SOB down the hall. I see him running down the stairs and scream, Are you gonna clean that up?!? . . .and the rest of the night, was just ahhhh and ugh. but thats the pee story

Daly's. . .The main dinning hall on campus. . .Like all colleges across the country, dinning hall food suxs. . . So you ask yourself, what bout daly's. Does Daly's fit the normal nastiness of other dinning halls. OF COURSE!
Lets first take a look at the good things in Daly's. The staff is pretty cool. Definetly need to give a shot out to Mrs. Ann,"If your card don't beep, your ass don't eat!" :O)

List of Nastiness found in Dinning Hall:
1. Dead bugs at table
2. Brown salad
3. Molded Bread
4. Dirty Silverware(My favorite game,find the clean spoon)
5. !!!GLASS CHICKEN!!!
6. Bugs in Salad Bar Olive Oil(which are still there)
7. More to come, No doubt about it!

Rider Students:

So much to say about the people who go to this school. Everyone can be so stupid at times, I guess thats what college does to you. . . Well here is me being stupid to pat.
This is a convo with me harassing Pat. . .and Pats method of getting rid of me temporarily:

JByebyebye: leave
JByebyebye: lol
JByebyebye: bye
JByebyebye: buh bye
JByebyebye: y u still on
Auto response from Squishton1: damn Rider faggots are stalking my ass....hehe......at dinner
with the crew

My Campus Tour- hmm. where to start. Well, how about with the three hour trip to the school. Does it really take me three hours to get from Rider to my house? Of course not, we got lost. . .and lost. . . and lost. Than of course, It starts to rain, joy! and when we get there, my tour was canceled. So next time we went, it wasn't raining, and it only took us two hours. :O) The tour guide was a little ditzy. Well, for one, she fell down the library stairs, but she didn't hurt herself, because she "does it all the time". She couldn't remeber the buildings names so she made them up. . .Umm, hi thers no building called Seagirt. . .Its Swegart. Anne Brossman Sweigart! The best is when she walked into the door. And to top it off, she couldn't tell us how to get to the turnpike. BITCH! :OP

The first e-mail I got from my roommate- Ronald Ryan Kimball. . .Im all thinking that this boi was some rich stuck up bitch, or some ghetto person. . .but he turned out fairly normal.
>===== Original Message From kimball <kimball@rider.edu> =====
I was wondering about bringing a fan... Do you have one? Let me know, I
have
one but don't want to bring it if I don't need to. Let me know. Also
just so
you know, I go by Ryan instead of Ronald. Ryan is my middle name and my
parents have been calling me that since I was a baby so I feel wierd
when
people call me Ronald. Or you can call me Kimbal. Ok, get back to me.
Ryan
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Just note, HE spells his own last name wronge. :O) And thats when I knew. . . that this school was perfect for me.