Confusios say: Blind man waving big sword at you can't be good.
Confusious say: Five gay men in a room can only lead to sex.
Confusios also say: Five gay women in a room can only lead to destruction of man.
Confusios say: Two heads are better than one.
Confusions sometime say: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't have sex with it.
Confucious always say on tuesday: man with one chopstick go hungry

The next few were giving to me by Nerissa:

''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''.

''Man who farts in church sits in own pew.''

''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.''

''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.''

''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.''

''A wise man once said, do not leave door unlocked while unattended. . .ASSHOLE!" Sarah


"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~A. E.